I was just subjected to a Pittsburgher pop quiz. Maddow was talking about the Ohio river and the missus turned to me and said "So. What ARE the three rivers?"
Me: Ogodogod, "Um, the Monongahela and the other one converge to form the Ohio..."
Her: *piercing stare*
Me: "ALLEGHENY! THE ALLEGHENY!"
Her: "That is correct."
/will live to fight another day