No intro this week.
Cincinnati Vicious Killer Bengals vs. Miami Blackfish
Kansas City Chief Scalp-a-lots vs. Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
Tennessee Titans, Specifically Saturn Devouring his Children vs. St. Louis Ram of the Devil
New Orleans All Saints Eve (have you read any saints' lives? Most of them are pretty good Halloween gore.) vs. New York Jets of Flame
San Diego Charge-of-the-Light-Brigade Zombies vs. Washington Bad Guy Indians, which you have to have in any movie with Good Guy Indians.
Minnesota Vikings (who are already scary) vs. Dallas Ghost Riders in the Sky
Atlanta Falcons, specifically David from The Gunslinger, the original one and not the George Lucased edition vs. Carolina Panther Attacks
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Tampa Bay MRSA-Infected Buccaneers vs. Seattle Spooky and/or Sexy Seahawks
Philadelphia It's-been-a-long-day-and-I-hate-the-fucking-Eagles vs. Oakland Raiders Fans
Pittsburgh Steel Monopolists vs. New England PATRIOT Acts
Baltimore Ray Lewises vs. Cleveland Brown-Stain-on-Your-Pants-Scary
Indianapolis Cults of Cthulhu vs. Houston Ted Cruzes
Chicago Bears! Oh My! vs. Green Bay Longpork Packers
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