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Oh Come On We Have Known This About Charlie and Chocolate Factory For Decades

poor writer, it was like discovering the Earth is not flat and announcing it to the world as if this is brand new.

Sigh. Of course everyone knows it was not random Charlie geting the Golden ticket. I figured this out in grade school in the 70s. I would say none of the winners were random that Charlie was destined to win and that Willie had the others chosen knowing they would lose.


Sigh. Please tell me you all knew this.

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