Look, guy upstairs, between your random bouts of hysterically angry shouting at nothing and no one and your dropping what sounds like weights on the floor, I didn't think you'd come up with any new ways to sound like a jackass. Imagine my surprise when I hear you DRIBBLING A FUCKING BASKETBALL ON YOUR FLOOR RIGHT ABOVE US.

Hey, I love basketball. Basketball is awesome. BUT NOT INDOORS WHEN PEOPLE LIVE BELOW YOU, YOU FUCKWAFFLE.