I actually just got a note on OKC that says "Someone call the fire department... You're SMOKIN!"

Honestly, I am impressed that he said "You're" and not "Your."

And of course, there is a shirtless mirror selfie.

I seriously think I need to cancel this account. Both for my own sanity and yours, because I WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT.

ETA - On the flip side, I just saw a profile for a guy who runs a humor website (he's also hot) and, no shit, HE HAD A PHOTO OF HIMSELF HOLDING LIL BUB.