Somehow today, the roads are full of stupid. My human decided not to let someone pass in front of him, yet she passed him regardless, coming dangerously close to us; The Dastardly Mr. going to the left most lane and almost getting hit because the guy on his other side decided to change lanes without either looking OR using his turn lane; people turning right when they're on the leftmost lane of a three lane (on each side) road; going to Walmart and getting stuck behind a car going five miles an hour with the car in front of that one 30 yards away, with a car parked in the middle of the road suddenly coming to life and making a wiiiide left turn, cutting off the flow of traffic on both sides. I told my human to just get our food, get our booze, and then never going out until tomorrow.