...is triggering the fuck out of me.

because the Abusive Asshole told me he did this to me after we'd been dating for about 6 months, then told me the next day he was "kidding," and I spent the next several years in mortal terror that he had been telling the truth. He didn't have it, and I finally got the nerve to be tested after we broke up and I don't have it, but omg. you guys. Distract me with cute gifs.