My second worst ex-boyfriend must be dating a girl who lives in my building! I saw him get into a car with her the first weekend we lived here. Tonight, he was parked out front when I walked the dog! Damn damn double damn!

PS I did some typo of damn that made autocorrect suggest "semen". Huh?

PPS: rate your exes. #1 worst ex broke up with me via a 1 sentence email after close to 3 years. #2 would email me after we broke to get my classes each semester so he could avoid me. He also quoted sad sing lyrics in my MySpace wall when that was a thing. He also had HPV and didn't tell me until after we boned a bunch.