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Attention people following the adventures of BumbleBeaver and UHG! Bumblebeaver put up another update and thus I've updated the spreadsheet. To me, the most hilarifying (best portmanteau word ever, btw) thing is the accusation that BB is a bad hostess because she wasn't spending enough quality time with UHG. Honestly, given what UHG has been up to so far, I don't know what they would doing together besides looking for "WTF are Doing to Your Marriage?" seminars or shopping for lube and condoms. But if they do go out together, GTers are Tom Hiddleston in this mash-up gif.


Speaking of WTF, there promising (i.e. ridiculous) new developments on the "hits on MrBeaver front" since UHG is now touching MrBeaver on the back while calling him "Mr[lastname] probably in her sexiest "I'm a Doctor, so I know anatomy" voice.


The other pool post was getting so cluttered, I started a new one. We have two new categories (and I rearranged them a bit). Mcstabbypants suggested #13: "All MEB/ all the time" (basically UHG is fired and thus her time at "work" is time spent doing MEB). MrDisconnected suggested #15 (previously #14): "UHG tries to stay longer than month" (needs more quality time with BB, no doubt).

I ruled out the "NannySquatter" scenario suggested by several because BB took the precaution of checking the law on that and she's in the clear.

Name#1 Steals food#2 Pukes#3: Kicked OUT#4 Dirty Laundry#5 Emotional Dump#6 Quit & Hit#7 Mrs. MEB#8: Blames BB#9 WTF did she break this time?#10 Kid competition#11 Hits on/inappropriate with Mr.Beaver 10/11#12 internship was a ruse#13:All MEB, all the time (FIRED)#14: not really an MD#15: Tries to stay longer#16: Greener Pastures w/weeds#17:Push Pass#18Can't Buy You Money
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Ordinarylove— #4: dirty laundry

NomNom83—#6: Quit It & Hit It

BelleFemme & CajunGinger —#11 Hits on/inappropriate with Mr.Beaver

BelleFemme— #1 Steals food

Remedios Varos— #12: Internship was a ruse

BelleFemme— #10: kid competition

You can still join the pool, but it helps for you to include dates by which you think these things will happen, particularly if you are suggesting a new category. Also, if you have long, multiply layered or complicated scenarios, try submitting them in the Oh Honey No fanfic contest.


BTW, crazy work day, so there will be a delay in replies/updates.

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