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Oh, I love when Jehovah's Witness comes knocking at the door

This guy was nice, but it's always SO. AWKWARD. He was handing out invitations for an event tonight about the importance of Jesus' death. It's basically a memorial for Jesus' death. I was all, "Um, okay thanks, I guess I'll take the invite," because I feel like an ass if I don't, and I'd feel guilty if I was a dick to this dude. At least he left right after handing me the invitation. But um, yeah, my family isn't religious at all, and if we were, we'd technically be Muslim. So. Sorry I'm not sorry.


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