I can't type out what's wrong without hating myself. It's bad.
Remember a month or so back, we had a GroupThink Bitchfest? Post your bitchiest, meanest complaints and/or an amusingly irritable GIF. I'm gonna be working late tonight, so I'll get back to you with some sass.
Think of this as paying it forward. Your karma check is in the mail.
UBERTROUT, ARE YOU THERE? This applies double to you.