I apparently have posting privileges now! I'm a somebody, you guys!
I honestly wasn't expecting to get them so quickly—I thought I'd probably just be ungreyed, at best. Ask and ye shall receive, I suppose! I am all kinds of humbled and flattered—and grateful. Many, many thanks, you guys. I will endeavor to do you proud!
ETA: I am aware of the formatting issue and trying to fix it, to no avail. Any tips would be appreciated!