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Thank GAWD the Associated Press is on top of what really matters to all of us during these trying times

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Oh Prince William is literally sitting around and doing nothing? You don't say!!!!

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BREAKING: MARIAH CAREY SANG AT A THING

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OK, OK I'm being a bit harsh. They reported on lots of other stuff. I know, I know. I'm just tying to make some funny here.

And Halle Berry got married. To a fine lookin Frenchman. Good for her! For real. I fucking love Halle.

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Illustration for article titled OH NEVERMIND THIS WEEKEND, EVERYTHINGS FINE NOW BECAUSE HALLE BERRY GOT MARRIED!!!

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