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Oh the irony

I'm sleeping on my friend's couch. I left my birth control in her room but she is off having sex with her boyfriend... I, on the other hand, don't technically *need* the pill because I am recently single and probably will never have sex again. Anyway, I'm not getting to take that pill anytime in the near future

Is this irony? I'm too drunk to figure out if this is real irony or if this is fake Alanis Morisette irony. Someone who is more sober should probably help me figure that out


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