I absolutely swore, somewhere in the middle of last season, that I was DONE with this show. But I just cracked and watched the premiere...and damned if I'm not still invested in Eric (real Eric, not sappy-ass Eric) and Sookie winding up together. Or at least being excellent to each other (and by "excellent to," I mean "naked with").

Oh, you guys. This show. This stupid fucking show. I can't not.