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Just sayin. It's my birthday. I'm 22 guys! I'm almost a real adult!!!

Edit: Just needed to add that I may or may not have crawled into my mom's bed and poked her while saying "Psst, PSST. It's my birthday!"

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Her response? "You weren't born until 9:30 AM. You don't exist yet. I can still sleep."

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