YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!! I AM FEELING IRRATIONALLY ANXIOUS AND INSECURE SO I NEED SCRITCHES AND LOVES AND REASSURANCE AND SCRITCHES AND LOVE AND FOODS AND ESPECIALLY FEESH AN PICKLES AND MARMITE AND BUTTER SANWICHES AND CHIZ AND KISSUS ON MY LITTLE KITTY FOREHEAD AND BASE OF TAIL SCRITCHES AND BACK OF EAR SCRITCHES AN ALL THE ATTENTION!!!

GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!!