...let's raise the stakes a little.

I know, under the terms of our previous agreement, that if you won the women's gold medal hockey game, we Americans have to keep Justin Bieber.

I, however, am still desperate to get Biebs the fuck out of my country, so I'm going to offer a double-or-nothing proposition with the men's semifinal game between our two glorious nations.

If the American men win, you take Bieber back.

If the Canadians win that one too, we'll keep Bieber AND take Rob Ford.

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