Welcome To The Bitchery
Welcome To The Bitchery

From a guy's match questions:

Q: How confident are you in your sexual abilities?

A: Super confident

"Honestly I love making women orgasm more than getting mine. And I am very adept at it. I dont talk about it but every previous partner has said that I am an anomaly among men pertaining to sexual ability."

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An anomaly. Like, does your penis shoot stardust instead of semen? Will 5 extra dollars appear in my bank account with every thrust? What's an anomaly among men, anyway? Webbed feet? Fifteen toes? A third nipple? How does that help you have sex?

Also, you "don't talk about it" yet you're talking about it on an internet dating site seen by thousands. of. people.

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