I feel like I only post about OkCupid on here, but this is VERY VERY IMPORTANT. I just received this message:

So. I dare you to send me a message. Ya know, a good one. More than a sentence. :-)

Now I need something snarky to send back. Famous speech? Movie quote? Passage from a book? Based on his profile and this message this guy is a total tool, and I don't want to waste this excellent opportunity.