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Old movie day.

So I called out today, with sore throat, can't remember gargling battery acid, but that's what it feels like. Been watching movies. Watched "Mermaids", just finished "French Kiss". Watched the last half of "The Shawshank Redemption", and now lookie here, there's a "Jurrasic Park" trilogy marathon on AMC. GODDAMN these are some good movies. I forgot how good "Mermaids" was. Oh to look like every look Cher wore in that movie.

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Also, Meg Ryan- I appreciate you are spunky, but really, your dude leaves you for some French girl? You don't want him, gurl. He's not good enough for you. Sorry, gotta go, HOT JEFF GOLDBLUM ALERT.

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