I just read a listicle on BuzzFeed about a twitter thread (that’s what it’s called, right?) about oldest grudges and I am HERE FOR IT. I don’t tweet, so, can we do that here? I’ll start :-)

With a sixth grade dance coming up, the new “cool”, “mysterious” new boy asked me to go with him. I said no. He called me a slut and told everyone I was too. (????? Bro.)... I mean i got so pissed I went up to him in the schoolyard and slapped him across the face in front of everyone. Yeah I know, violence is bad. But everyone was agreeing with him (???? Why.) and I was a mad, budding feminist.

Still mad about it.