Got home from dinner with extended family tonight (please, never again) and vaguely heard “eeeeeoooooowwwww” coming from the hallway. TeenSparrow is out for the night, and apparently her cat has gotten herself shut in a room somewhere. For about 4.5 hours. I opened TS’s door; no cat. “Eeeeoooowwwww” from farther down the hall. Opened the bathroom door; same. Office door; “EEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!” from right next to me. Swear to dog, it sounded like “HERE you fucking idiot”. Dumbass got herself shut in the storage closet at the end of the hallway when LordSparrow got his coat out before dinner. She had to be in there a good 20 minutes before we left and didn’t make a sound.