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I can only get slapped in the face so many times and still be able to hold you affectionately while shushing in your ear.

Guess it's time to try putting him in his crib and letting him talk himself to sleep.


(I am, of course, hiding behind the crib so he can't see me and if anything goes wrong I can pick him up)

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