Ok, so my very cool grandmother (the former ballerina) left me this massive doll collection when she passed away. My parents had to store it for me for a couple of years until we got a house with storage space. Which was perfectly nice of them. And 90% of this insanely large collection is fine! But. I'm sorting through them today and open just one Rubbermaid box... and it is FULL OF FUCKING BROKEN DOLL HEADS.
I kind of shrieked and jumped back. Also, the bodies appear to be MIA, so far. What the HELL, grandma?! Why would you fill one container with just the heads?!
Jesus. I know she is laughing at me in the after-life.