Terrible joke thread! I picked this one up on Twitter:

What did the zombie plumber say?

.... draaaaaaaaains

FluterDude and I have been riffing on it all night. Some favorites:

What kind of origami do zombies make? Craaaaaaanes

What did zombie Michael Jordan say? Haaaaaaaaanes

Have you got a terrible joke? Share it below. FluterDude's watching the Big Game and I could use a laugh.