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On "Allies"...

Who think they can argue with people represented by the movement about what they should be fighting for.

Imagine your car breaks down on the side of the road. Your cellphone is dead, but you're with a friend (let's call him Friend) who has one.

You: Friend, will you call my AAA for me?

Friend: Nah, you don't really need AAA. It's warm outside, you need some water. I'll jog a couple miles down the road to the next exit and get you some.

You: Uh...no, what I really need is someone to fix my car. That would be really helpful to me right now.

Friend: Okay, I'll look at it for you!

You: But...you don't even own a car. You've never driven a car. You can't fix cars.

Friend: Hm, looking at this, I think the problem is that the engine isn't on. Have you tried turning on the car?


Friend: Why are you mad at me? I'm just trying to help! Don't you want my help?

The person I sent that to I don't think will actually appreciate it but I thought you guys might.


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