His daughter is like...three. Time to defriend as soon as enough time has passed that it doesn't look like a flounce!

ETA: Defriended once some dude had tagged his "totally cool" girlfriend that would totally think this was hilaaaarious. I knew it was going to be a pile on the second I commented considering the types of friends he has, and I would end up with at least one boy's club girl claiming that she's fine with it and loves joking about how mentally ill women are. Good thing I barely talk to that dude anyway.