Good lord. I almost pity the poor guys who are the last straw, because I am a total bitch to them. (But not really, because they're assholes who don't have two minutes to invest in reading my profile) This is the latest exchange, from a guy who is looking for casual, NSA sex. I am not, and I'm very clear about it.
Him: Hello there! You have a pretty smile.
Me: Thank you. You're an idiot. Did you not read my profile where it says "DON'T MESSAGE ME IF: You're looking for an easy hookup." I'm really tired of guys like you. If I wanted no-strings sex, I'd just go to a bar around the corner and find someone to fuck. I sure as hell don't need a dating site for that. In conclusion, Fuck. Off. Asshole.
Now he didn't say anything terrible, but he was the last in a string of over 30 emails from utter dumbasses, who are out of my age range, geo-range, and have nothing to say except some variation on "ur pretty." I didn't sleep very well last night and woke up in a shitty mood. Oh well!