Men who project a sexual subtext onto everything you say, but then when you say "Hey that's not what I said, please stop it. I said exactly what I meant and nothing more. Can we just have a conversation?" And they say "Oh I'm not doing that. I was just being vague. You're the one who must be thinking it all up."

OK. BYE NOW GASLIGHTING ASSHOLE.

(Yes, I know I shouldn't even bother if that's how it starts out but sometimes I'm bored.)