Awww, you guys the catcalling story got promoted to the main page, which meant I got to get called paranoid and neurotic for describing the way I felt getting ready to walk to the grocery store, knowing I would be honked and leered at. This is the first personal attack I've gotten on this site. I feel like I've joined a club.

Normally, I'm a bit of a fighter and I like to push their little buttons until they lose their cool and trollsplode over the internet, but that doesn't really seem to be a good tactic here. I'm not going to make a guy whose name is patriarchyforever , look any worse than he already does, but if I lose my cool, then I'm a dick.

So, to celebrate my new found self-control, I went over to NPR to pick up some cheap, yet satisfying, 'likes' by snarking on idiots recycling tedious talking points about gay marriage.