When I worked retail we all knew how to spot a secret shopper. One of the things a secret shopper does is always asks for a mall map. I haven’t worked at this mall in a few years so I asked for a mall map. It's a large outdoor outlet mall. Speaking of, outdoor malls are stupid in Wisconsin

As I was walking out I realized that I asked every question that secret shoppers ask. Oops. Poor retail workers now think they just got secret shopped.