I don’t think I’m imagining that tampon strings have become shorter. A LOT shorter. Could you please add back that inch of string you’ve nefariously removed in unnoticeable increments until it was COMPLETELY noticeable? Is the micro~penny you save really worth my discomfort?

Periods are hassle enough. Please don’t make me root around for the string every fucking time these days.

Signed,

Women

What are your peeves these days, GT?