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OPEN POST: Presidential Lottery.

In the history of the United States, we have tried to amend The Constitution 11,000 times. By far, the funniest proposal, would’ve been to elect the president of the United States by lottery.

So, I ask you all.

Where would you be when you are told the news?

For me personally, I’d be at a McDonald’s, and when they tell, me, I’ll say “give me all of your chicken nuggets, and the fries. No holding back.”


What you’d do as president?

Public transportation, education, and health funding.

Who would you invite to the White House?

Rihanna, Martha Stewart, Betty White, Kendrick Lamar, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, The Williams sisters, Robyn, Carly Rae Jepsen, Kelis, and Snoop Dogg. This is gonna be a fun party.

What’s your entry theme?

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