Because I have two very inane things to remark on.
1) One downside to having a very sweet dog with a tiny little baseball head and giant eyes is that sometimes you go in for a kiss on the top of his little noggin, but instead you get a mouthfull of eyeball :(
2) There is a car alarm outside that has been going on for 5 minutes, and it’s one of those old school ones where it cycles through all of the alarm noises. How useful are those even and how long could it possibly take to turn the darn thing off?!