Inane Story: My husband has finally made some friends with other Turks and went to someone’s house to drink beer and watch a scary movie.

The scary movie they chose?

Dracula Untold

Husband‚Äôs review: ‚ÄúDude, it was a Dracula movie, but Dracula was the good guy and we (the Turks) were the bad guys. The Turks were all Englishmen, too.‚ÄĚ

They thought it was just a straight-up vampire movie.

How is your Thursday shaping up?

Eta: Something is going down in SF. I just passed a ton of FBI agents in the Mission.