I just got to work and I already need brain bleach. I traveled up in an elevator with two old ladies who were separated from each other, so they shouted their conversation over everyone. One was talking about her colonoscopy in too much detail. Although right before we got out, they had this exchange:

“Did you hear Anu is leaving?”

“Did I go to a screening? What screening?”

Anyway, here’s some happy dogs at a spa.