It's time to talk food for the week - what are you making? What are you planning on, but will inevitably say, "fuck it" to and grab fast food? Who's buying the pizza for this thread?
As always, please link to recipes where possible - no fair making us hungry, but hoarding the deliciousness for yourself!
And now for something completely different:
I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
(Full disclosure, I was going to see if there were any more I could use, but 9/10 of them are so stalkery, rapey, and disgusting that...no. Just no. However, monkey butter is hilarious and always will be)
Lastly, here's what popped up when I did an image search for "smorgasbord":