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1. Go to buy tracing paper, as the paper you have sucks balls. Find the best tracing paper in all the world! Fall deeply in love. Think happy, swoony thoughts as you transfer all your markings.

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2. Pin the backs together, and then pin the back sides onto the back. Realize that while you were at the store to but paper, you forget to buy the six yards of bias tape you need. Swear with great vigor and originality.

3. Decide to spend the evening reading instead.

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