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Y’all, I have had 3 mojitos on an empty stomach at a work Happy Hour because one of my favorite coworkers is leaving us for a different company. I have all the opinions right now.

First of all, what’s up with the flirty coworker who didn’t go in for a little grab action when I had a prolonged full frontal hug with him??? Dude, come on, give me a little hint that you’re interested??? UGH.

Also, what the fuck is up with the House Hunters: Family show? I give ZERO SHITS about your cheeky 8 year old and their opinions about that overpriced bungalow you’re touring.


Anyhoo, share your opinions and I got your back.. Imma just sit here and eat cold refried beans out of the can and think about the artichoke dip I fucking wanted that the server never brought after I ordered it.

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