You guys, it’s hot.

It’s so hot in fact, that my brain, having grown tired of being slowly boiled to death within a soup of my own skull fluids, said “fuck this” leached out of my ears, and moved to an abandoned workers camp in Siberia.

And now I am sitting in an over airconditioned coffee shop, pretending to write things and wondering if the man behind the counter will look at me funny if I order enough iced tea to bathe in.

Please share descriptions of the heat in your location, the more graphic the better. Or talk about whatever you want.)

(Also I have recently not been able to reply to comments on my phone. Has this been happening to anyone else? )