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Out of the mouth of babes...

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Mom of Snowden sent along some of my childhood school assignments when I asked her for my vaccination records. Apparently there was one where I had to write something about what I was looking forward to in the 5th grade? And it had something to do with D.A.R.E?

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Feast your eyes on 9 year old Snowden’s precocious cynicism:

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(The pod was the open plan classrooms we had because the building that housed 5th grade wasn’t actually supposed to be a school)

And before you ask, no, I still can’t spell “forward”, but I can write capital letters in cursive!

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