I'm sure this has been posted already but it's Sunday and my ovaries are aaaaaaaching to release one of these kiddoes.
IT'S A KID DRESSED UP AS ALICE WALKER!!!! I WANT TO HAVE A TEA PARTY WITH HER! I WANT TO CUT THE CRUSTS OF HER SAMMICHES! I WANT TO GO TO HER SCHOOL PLAYS AND SCREAM HER NAME WHENEVER SHE'S ON STAGE!!!
ETA: YOU CAN BUY THE BECAUSE OF THEM CALENDAR!!!