There's this manager at my job who thinks he knows everything, right? So he's spouting off about piloting and flight restrictions, and he says something about how it's illegal to fly over 35 thousand feet.
My co-worker "Claire" overhears this and jumps into the conversation, and they go back and forth for a bit. She keeps correcting him and he's arguing that she's wrong and eventually he says, "Are you sure? How do you know?"
And she says, "I have a degree in air traffic control and dispatch."
And he was just like, "...Oh."
I fucking DIED. So hard. Shut that shit down! I'm still laughing. Clueless dude is clueless.