"He's a genius. He's like an idiot-savant, he's so smart. I can't remember what society he's in.... MENSES!"

He must be the smartest guy ever, period.

This almost totally made up for touching a wet seat. I ALWAYS touch them, because I learned my lesson about sitting in bus seats and having to spend the day wearing pants wet with someone else's fluids (GROSS). Fucking public transit...