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"He's a genius. He's like an idiot-savant, he's so smart. I can't remember what society he's in.... MENSES!"

He must be the smartest guy ever, period.

Illustration for article titled Overheard on the bus this morning:
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This almost totally made up for touching a wet seat. I ALWAYS touch them, because I learned my lesson about sitting in bus seats and having to spend the day wearing pants wet with someone else's fluids (GROSS). Fucking public transit...

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