So a friend of mine told me that, contrary to my previous beliefs, wet food is better for cats than dry food, even though it smells. I did some Googling and confirmed that wet food is indeed better for cats' digestive systems - here's a great article if you're interested.

Since you all live in squalor, I was wondering whether you guys could recommend some healthy, yet affordable wet cat food for Bobby.

Or else...

***ETA***: I'm still going to give Bobby dry food for the sake of her gums...and because I have tons of it lying around.