First of all, I think I speak for the world when I say we're done with "Let Her Go." I don't care what hipster-ass version you're playing. We're fucking done. Jensen, take it away...

And, on my Adele channel, I do not want fucking Norah "I'm so Breathy and Jazzy" Jones nor do I want John "Garbage Dick" Mayer.

Adele is awesome because she can fucking belt it out. She has real, actual talent that's not faux-deep, breathy bullshit that's supposed to make pre-teens feel things.

If I wanted to listen to Norah Jones, or John Mayer, or 18 versions of "Let Her Go," I'd create a "shitty shit that's garbage" station. But I don't have that station, right? So let's not.