Welcome To The Bitchery
Welcome To The Bitchery

I was honestly going to read Teachers Must Wear Panties but got no further than wondering, "What if I don't want to wear panties? What if I want to wear underpants?"

I really, really HATE the word "panties," people. It's simpering, pandering, infantilizing (for reasons I'm not even sure I can explain, other than making it a diminutive of the less-childish British-ism "pants" somehow makes it 80 million times more annoying), and honestly, it just grates on my nerves.

Advertisement

I don't wear panties. I wear undies, chonies, pants, underwear, underpants, the occasional thong, and bloomers.

Not all at once, of course, because that would be overkill.

Illustration for article titled Panty Rage

Share This Story

Get our newsletter