Went home for Christmas. When did my parents get so old? And short? I don’t think that’s allowed to happen, guys. I’m pretty sure I opted for the anti-aging warranty on my folks. Is there some kind of help line I can call?

At the very least can I make sure that they don’t die or anything before I’m ready? Because I’m not, and the fact that they’re starting to look their age is really freaking me out.