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People I am jealous of:

People who are so graceful that it is literally unimaginable to them that someone could fall two years in a row at the Oscars, unless they're doing it on purpose. These people have clearly never been me, because I can trip over literally anything, including nothing at all. It's often painful and embarrassing, but it is a part of my daily existence. I'm jealous of not only the super graceful people out there, but also the just graceful enough to not be constantly falling on your face people.

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